Don't Eat Live Human Babies I feel compelled to let everyone know that I am against the eating of live human babies. This is a serious issue and for far too long too many people have been unwilling to publically commit to this cause. I am proposing that since rainbow ribbons, pink ribbons, black ribbons have all been used up, we all post, on Facebook, a picture of ourselves wearing an adult-sized onesie to show our solidarity with human babies. In the name of all that's sane, where is the intelligent discourse amongst my friends and acquaintances that might go beyond pressing a button for an instant update of your profile picture with a catchy frame announcing "I stand against racism", "for gay pride", "black lives matter", or whatever patently bloody obviously, obviously sensible meme happens to be meme de jour. Look don't get me wrong, I am pleased you are publically marking your support of these causes. Frankly, if you were not, I am not su...